why do people who i invite into my house feel the need to steal LARGE DENOMINATIONS OF MONEY FROM ME????

it fucking happened again.

a hundred fucking dollars.

it's not like i can spare this...

Dear both of you ( Read more... )

i'd promise i wasn't trolling for comments, but i don't think anyone will believe me.

You all get sandwiches.

Disclaimer:

The author of this post means in no way to imply that he is in possesion of any sandwiches, nor that he ever has been. Sandwich offer subject to availability, void where prohibited. See tom for details.

god, jesus. I'm glad calla's back ( Read more... )

I tell ya, its wierd waking up still half drunk when you had no idea it was gonna snow.

good wine+good pot+my awesome-ass parents=christmas cheer.

yeah. I'm alive.

47 pound rooster pinot noir is good. If you want to impress, get it.

I've gotten hit on twice in 12 hours. It must be my little tutkenhamen goatee.

Merry and a happy, y'all.

money rules.

got a haircut. My pompadour is PERFECT.

You fuck with my family and I cut you. Remember that.

It is sunday night, if there's anything to do, call me up.

I'm so sad about how dumb everybody is. It's disappointing ( Read more... )

i feel like a squatter in my own apartment.

living by oil lamp sucks. Not to mention a complete inability to cook or take a hot shower. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

Being young really sucks sometimes, except i kinda feel like tom waits, all down and out. And that is cool.