fuck all you motherfuckers.

im gonna make you cry like whiny little bitches.

i'm really drunk.

all you motherfuckin pansies rule.

i love you.

i'm 20.

weeeeeee.

dear god, i've been hacked. Whatever shall I do.

As per my title, I've trimmed the fat off my ideal woman list.

She's gotta smoke pot. And be good in the sack. Also, cute.

That's that.

I'm sorry I've disappeared. I've been getting ready to turn 20. Next tuesday, yo.

haha! i break into tom's livejournal and muck around because he forgot to log out! i am mad with power!

p00p!!!

*e

Gabi.

Call me. I dunno how to get ahold of you.

So I've been thinking about women a lot today{!!!} and I thought that I would try to put down in binary what I think my perfect woman would be. I'll start with looks, cause that's easiest ( Read more... )

I'm bored.

And restless.

I'm sick of wandering around aimlessly.

I feel like I want to go out and find a job. But I don't live here.

I don't know what to do tonight. I'm bored.

Last night, in a move of classic and indesputible tom, I lay down to go to bed, yawn, and dislocate my jaw ( Read more... )

Wow, so I'm in Seattle. This town fucking rules ( Read more... )

I am not optimistic about my resturant.

I think I shall be putting in some applications with applebee's, rockola, etc.

We'll see.

Fuck.