okay... don't tell Ilona...
I HACKED HER LIVEJOURNAL!!!
muah hahaha... pretty retarded,
seeing as, well, duh... she'll see it
eventually.

now, the thing you should know about Ilona is...

( Whores )

sorry that i havent written in so long

i get that nauseating feeling i am going to end up alone for the rest of my life... with cats... millions of cats....

*faints*

just got back from big bear... it was alright.. boringish, had 11 year old hit on me... strange lil man...

read something just now that made me want to vomit a lil... the i talked to jerrick my savior and he was explaining the steps to get a guy... so without any further ado...

JERRICK'S STEPS TO GET A MAN: (NOT THAT HE WOULD OFCOURSE)  i warn you ( Read more... )

i changed the layout....

oh my... im sooo sick, its insane

1st. horrible soar throat
2nd. cant swallow
3rd. runny nose
4th. stuffy nose
5th. soar back

i feel like shit...

I AM THE NEW SOPHOMORE CLASS PRESIDENT!!! *faints*

omg guys im sooo sorry i havent updated in so long! but ive been so busy : (
running for president, speech today, ppl seemed to like it *prays*

i want this...

the sexxiest goat around, FRANK!

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( ilona was a little bored... )

awww ive abandoned my lj ( Read more... )

something tells me valentines day is going to be a pretty boring occasion...

yay...

in other news: happy ash wednesday, i would not be surprised if everyone in providence knows me as the jew now...

im never ever EVER lifting another chair in my life!