dino!dbsk; crackfic

[x_voracity]

He Left Behind An Extra Small Fossil
gen-dbsk, jaejoong-centric; 1,158 words
A/N: This is DBSK written as young dinosaurs. I guarantee neither actual laughs nor historical/biological accuracy (T___T). Vocab words that really aren't that important: T-rex, Minmi, Stegosaurus, Apatosaurus, Triceratops.

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[x_voracity]

:)))) especially for you, lolll.

[x_voracity]

dies out first from starvation.

[illuminations]

JAEJOONG YOU ARE SO STUPID.

Srzzz historical inaccuracies, but I guess I can overlook them because JUNSU HAS A BRAIN IN HIS ASS AND HE STILL WADDLES. And sobbing at Jaejoong's stumpy little arms. Jae-rex ain't gon get no hugs.

[x_voracity]

T_________T extinctest t-rex.

jaerex cant hug that is so sad. what is jae without squeezing his friends to death. AND JUNSU WITHOUT WADDLE IS NOT JUNSU AT ALL. two brains means junsu is a genius even in his dino!life but not really... in either.

[illuminations]

They think he's a distant cousin of the T-Rex 'cause of his small size. NO ONE THOUGHT THERE'D BE A HERBIVORE REX.

Jae-rex can hug Changmin. And get pummeled. And hug Junsu's tail. And get pummeled. Two brains just means Junsu's got junk in the trunk.

[x_voracity]

Jaerex getting the worst pummeling. GJ,JJ. GJJJ!

[ting5]

LOL this is hilariously cute :D

I'm gonna be smiling all day long ^^

[x_voracity]

:))) i'm glad you think so! just a part of my lame humor, haha. thank you!

[x_voracity]

it's a cute, fulfilling life.

i'm not sure how i feel about those pictures. ;_; they scare me a little.

[simply_yunjae]

this is so adorkable !
ofc Jaejoong would fail even as a dinosaur ♥

[x_voracity]

:)))

jae's whole being is centered around failing. his life is hard.

[simply_yunjae]

i'd hug him to comfort him, but he might bite my head off because he can't hug back.