Comments | x_voracity: dino!dbsk; crackfic

x_voracity

dino!dbsk; crackfic

Apr 19, 2010 20:41

He Left Behind An Extra Small Fossil
gen-dbsk, jaejoong-centric; 1,158 words
A/N: This is DBSK written as young dinosaurs. I guarantee neither actual laughs nor historical/biological accuracy (T___T). Vocab words that really aren't that important: T-rex, Minmi, Stegosaurus, Apatosaurus, Triceratops.
( Who doesn't love plants? They're delicious and nutritious! )

*type:oneshot, genre: crack, genre: genfic

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baboboy April 20 2010, 04:01:30 UTC

The Stegosaurus is Junsu, and he's not that smart but he's good for entertainment.
LOL! kinda mean but oh so true /dies

is it wrong if I melted with the small jaesu at the end?

x_voracity April 20 2010, 04:02:54 UTC

i only advocate truths and care not about niceness! :D

diesssss. i just can't hold back with cute jaesu in any form, i admit :(((

baboboy April 20 2010, 05:59:05 UTC

and I shall love you for that (:

now a jaesu!kitten story, anything with my otp and baby animals = LOVE (:

x_voracity April 20 2010, 06:00:03 UTC

oh dear you're making me blush.

oh god. i can't handle -- i would just explode. kittens are probably one of my favoritestestest things in the world T_T

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misstellittome April 20 2010, 04:09:12 UTC

*rolls around on the floor laughing* the dinos are so presh. i love dinosaurs but i'd never thought i'd see them together with dbsk!

haha...way to extend~ your imagination XD

x_voracity April 20 2010, 04:12:02 UTC

hahaha, thank you :)

partially inspired by how jaejoong makes faces that make him look like a dino, no lie.

chdairkld April 20 2010, 04:16:55 UTC

omg.... I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY REPLY. that was hilarious and sooooo adorable. oh god. i can sooooo imagine short little armed dumb!joongie. awwwwwww. he just wants friends (reminds me of fish are friends not food).

hahahhahaha junsu oh leave it to junsu to get stuck in mud as a t-rex approaches. awww mini dino!dbsg is so much <3333.

thanks for sharing!

x_voracity April 20 2010, 04:18:35 UTC

(that inspired the line, hehe!) dumb jaejoong with his short arms and BIG HEAD! ;~;

i know right can you just imagine junsu being a cute squishy mess? i thought it was cute ;;

i'm glad you liked it & i was able to amuse, thank you :D

chdairkld April 20 2010, 04:22:11 UTC

OMG. how could i forget! jaesu does have realllly big heads.

x_voracity April 20 2010, 04:23:22 UTC

bigggggest heads. i've known and poked fun since i've been in fandom.

simply_junsu April 20 2010, 05:35:42 UTC

so cuteeee... hahaha
i imagined them dressed like barney and play.....lol

x_voracity April 20 2010, 05:38:08 UTC

little dressup dbsk is a cute idea, lol. i'm glad you liked :)

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x_voracity April 20 2010, 06:07:02 UTC

hehehe, big head + arms = jae in real life what are you talking about 8D. but really. jae's life = body of a winner + soul of a loser, and that's how this came about. series-ing it is temptinggggg. this was supposed to be longer but it got sad with his parents telling him he had to eat his friends --- SO YEAH /rambing.

:)))!