dino!dbsk; crackfic

[x_voracity]

He Left Behind An Extra Small Fossil
gen-dbsk, jaejoong-centric; 1,158 words
A/N: This is DBSK written as young dinosaurs. I guarantee neither actual laughs nor historical/biological accuracy (T___T). Vocab words that really aren't that important: T-rex, Minmi, Stegosaurus, Apatosaurus, Triceratops.

Comments

[kittypoker]

Aww fail!dinojae is cute! But sad him... He can't hug his friends! ;( I do wonder what his parents would say to him though... I don't think they'd take it very kindly to find out that their son went vegetarian for friends. xP

Lovely job either way! Made me smile though I know I have to get up early in the morning for work! ^^

[x_voracity]

definitely not. jaerex lives a very hard and complex life!

ah, how flattering. i'm glad i could do so! :)))

[moonishlips]

YOU. ASKJFLAJFK. YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER. OMG. FAVING. MEMING. SAVING TO MY COMPUTER SOB LOVE <3 DINOSAURS ARE MY FAVOURITE THING EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL WITH LITTLEFOOT AND NOW... GASP. WITH TVXQ? ASJDFALJF.

Ooooh I can't even be coherent. This was just so adorable and funny and omg you have made my life a happier place to be XD

Also... whoever hands out lives seems to always forget about JaeJoong. :| Fail, JaeJoongie. Fail.

;;u;;

[x_voracity]

crying so many forms of archiving. LANDBEFORETIME!DBSK!!! How exciting. I feel like i've never actually seen the (whole?) thing but definitely was going for that effect now that I think about it.

Jaejoong doesn't mind. He forgives the boss of lives because he figures boss is a pretty busy person. "^^ It's okay at least I live! ♥!!!"

:)

[pabogateunfish]

lmao what is this ;;;;

JAEREX YOU CAN BE MY FRIEND! I WOULD EVEN LET YOU EAT ME FOR LUNCH! /IS DESPERATE

everyone's so adorable! i laughed out loud at stegosaurus!Su being stuck in the mud while trying to get away. and Triceratops!Yunho 'coz i can imagine him being all beefy and huffy at the faily Jae!rex. and Yoochun being the curious lil one. and Min being all sarcastic because he's the tallest dino. oh lawd hahaha.

"Yoochun? Hi, I'm Jaejoong. I'm a T-rex," Jaejoong introduces himself, tapping his claws together shyly. He looks over, hoping the others will introduce themselves as well. But instead, they're just peering over curiously from behind the Triceratops. He figures he has to make the effort. "And you guys are

[x_voracity]

Tis the very beginnings of dbsk, child.

DIES. You are such a generous friend :)

Triceratops!Ho is ridiculous because he pretends he headbutts but he really just loves to nuzzle.

tehe, i'm glad you liked it :D ♥!

[samikitty]

omg. dyyyyying~~~

^O^ i lol'd for real. ^O^;;;;;;;; poor little jaerex. life is so hard for him~ but a little chibi jaerex playing forlornly in a pool is such an adorable picture~~ who wouldn't want to be his friiiiend~

and then there's the cute yoochunmi~ all "*sniffsniff* let's be friends! :D" and cute little stegosu getting stuck in the mud and then his tail getting all in the way of life~~ and papa yunhotops taking care of everyone~~ andandand~~~ snarky snarky long-necked changmin~~~ (whose dino name-smish i cannot figure ouuuut). *O*

ahhh~ i love it all~~~

♥

[x_voracity]

:D yay for laughing! no one can resist jaerex for too long fortunately :)

i'm glad you love it! :))) thank you ♥

[samikitty]

umm... http://fictionalkitty.livejournal.com/35331.html doodling happened. hahahahaha. ^^;;;;;;;

[x_voracity]

Oh my gosh! Thank you so much :))) That drawing is adorable ;~~~~~; They're so cute I'm still not over it.

[applesu]

DYINGGGG what is this ;~; ksdksjh so cute, sobs. jaejoong is the most perfect t-rex irl and in fic.

[x_voracity]

it is prehistoric dbsk! :DDD. dies, just fail in all universes :D