There's no Willow in Willow. There's a girl named Amy who is inside her just like I'm inside Xander. I think my brother knew her in high school. I asked her if she'd seen her hologram, and she gave me a funny look. And the real Xander is in England. And Buffy's a guy in Los Angeles. I think this is like what happened to all of us last year. ( Read more... )

I got Xander's fake eye out. I don't think I can put it back in either, because it just felt too weird. I found his old patch in his drawer, and I think he looks better wearing that. It's a rougher, manlier look, and it will suit him well when he begins his travels into deepest, darkest Africa. People respect a man wearing an eye patch ( Read more... )

Do not be alarmed, gentle readers. I too was surprised by my sudden new appearance. It's like I stepped into the Accelerator in a quantum physics lab and got all or Dr. Sam Beckett's powers and leaped into the person who needed my help the most. And I guess the person who needed me to help his life out the most was Xander, because here I am ( Read more... )

Started training my replacement here at work today. His assistant won't be starting until after I'm gone, and Buffy's not her to train her, but I think they'll be fine. And by the time that all happens, I'll be outta here ( Read more... )

Figures that it's right when I'm getting ready to leave the country that I find the Best Television Show Ever. It's on... uh, the name of the channel's not important, but they're calling themselves "the first channel for men" (shouldn't the Playboy Channel be named that?). Anyway, it's call Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, and it is seriously ( Read more... )

Been way too busy with everything that's happening to post. Been an insane week. Sorry, gang.

Buffy and Dawn left Sunday for the big Italy trip. The weekend was just plain weird, with the massive amount of getting-ready-to-go insanity and then them leaving - didn't seem like it was happening until the happening happened. I was standing in the ( Read more... )

I've was on the phone with union offices most of the day, working out spring labor for the new sites. Buffy was in other room typing up contracts. Normal day, right?

Nowhere close.

Giles made the globe-trotting an official kind of thing last night. He's taking off to England for a while. And Buffy's just about decided that her and Dawn ( Read more... )

Y'know, beer sounds good today, even if today wasn't already the day it is. Buffy's been in with Giles since we got home from work, still talking about what's going on all over the slayer-filled planet. I think they're planning on holding the house meeting pretty soon. Me? I'm still processing all of this ( Read more... )

Okay, I knew something was up yesterday. Buffy clued me in today (and when you hear the words "We have to talk"? Yeah, that's never a good sound to hear). Guess the few shreds that are left of the council got in touch with Giles, and they're in Slayer Overload right now. Too many to go out and find, too many to train... So they've sent up a ( Read more... )

Had this weird dream last night. I had a cousin who I actually liked, I think I was in New York City (never actually been there, so not sure on that one), and I was... well, there was a god-awful pink shirt involved. And I think Debbie Gibson showed up at some point. Yeah... strange doesn't begin to cover it.