Why do the Gods, with all their immortality, wish that I died?

[xenomaru7]

So I put up a Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop flyer in a stall on my floor and now I'm inexplicably drawn to it when I need to take a shit. It's like that seminal actor materializes in all his nakedness to rudely peer down your pooper if you stare at the grainy black and white picture long enough. It's altogether eerie and motivating,

Comments

[x5optimist]

Ah! The Jeff Goldblum pic scares me!

[frank_is_awsum]

See...it was the roomate-touching that scared me. I guess I'm just weird like that.

[battlecock]

Guess who! hah

You gotta come to WA and visit me b/c I'm NOT going to nebraska again.