I swear, I am never going to that gas station again, also, I want to be fat...

[xesia]

Assult, po-9 threats, car chases, me being a bad ass, blood, cigarettes, and the like...all because of this one gas station (and maybe a bit to do with my nicotine addiction. >.>)
also,
In all seriousness, I really do want to be fat.

Comments

[prostheticbeing]

Wow. Shittyness. Congrats on punching that guy, though. That does sound pretty bad-ass. Definitely a cool story.

I think there are lessons to be learned here, though..

Smoking is a bad habit in more ways than I had previously thought..
Since that brought you to the gas station..
Har har.
But, seriously, you should probably just stay the hell away from that gas station.

And, if someone is following you via car again, I would recommend going to some sort of public place with a lot of people.. whether it's just a Wal-Mart or a grocery store.. or even a friend's house. Just.. somewhere you are sure to find people. You are less vulnerable if you are not alone.

[scottishpirate]

You know, many people relish the opportunity to deck the shit out of a guy with impunity, though harassment from random sleazy persons is rarely a pleasant experience.

Gas stations can be wonderfully horrifying places. I think there needs to be a stage adaptation of Clerks, only with a gas station as the setting. It would be amazingly successful.