Harold stood in the doorway and nervously fiddled with the buttons on his shirt. He never much liked parties, too many people, too much noise. He made a drink for himself; Whiskey and whiskey. He gulped it down and wiped the last few traces of it off his face, licked his fingers and reached for a cigarette. His face was badly scarred from acne, and ( Read more... )

I love my life most times. It's going to get like a bajillion times better! i'm going to New Orleans, Louisiana with some dudes who i consider to be super cool, and fun to hang out with! We are going to have a very fun time. Vampires, and Voodoo Ghouls beware, because we're coming and we're not scared! In preperation i have aquired a wooden steak, ( Read more... )

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the superbowl was fucking awesome. my team fucking owned! come on.. interception city!

i was rooting for the patriots, i will admit. no shame.

but the eagles had some tenacious fucking d! and how 'bout that fucking hail mary shit. what was that? a thirty yard pass into the fucking endzone, and it was caught?! amazing.

for a couple days i felt shitty as hell. i kept myself on the downlow for real. but last night was fucking awesome. good buds, good bud, good brew, good tunes, good boobs.. what more do you need? not fucking much more!

i bought 90 dollars worth of liquor, and a 7 piece caddy (comprised of a cocktail shaker, tongs, a fruit peeler, waiters tool, bottle opener, and a double jigger) for my home "bar ( Read more... )

thank you for being so fucking delicious, and having an array of choices of vegetables and toppings so i can eat there every day and always get something new. also thank you for making it easy for a vegetarian or vegan to have a succulent meal everytime. Finally, I thank you for hiring tons of people i know so i can always eat for free ( Read more... )

athens was pretty fucking rad. rode up with rangel (rangle? dangle? jangle? jenga?), diez, jade and kaitlyn. we hung with brant and pat and smoked more in two days than i have in two weeks. it was ridiculous ( Read more... )

last night ruled hard as shit.

i think i'm getting over this whole lj "thing".

new years eve rocked. a hundred times better than last years!

its rules when you have a crush on somebody, and it's reciprocated!

now its time to drink away my hangover!

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