Comments | xhardcoretaterx: I'm gonna write a book...

xhardcoretaterx

I'm gonna write a book...

Feb 16, 2006 14:50

And it's going to list all the reasons my roomate is a complete and utter loser. Here's the first two chapters:

Reason #1:
He uses a loofah.

Yea, a loofah.

In the shower?

In the shower.

You're kidding, right?

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Comments 18

everydaysuicide February 16 2006, 22:37:29 UTC

No, no, dear Ryan! That is not a loofah. It's WORSE. That, friend, is a PUFF loofah.

Manly loofahs are brown and roughly square-shaped.

just think what else he does in that shower...while LISTENING TO ALABAMA....right before YOU GET IN.

daveygravey February 17 2006, 00:04:28 UTC

Hey theres nothing wrong with a loofa or a puff! They help get you clean and soft.

Im not gay. Thats just what Ive heard.

xhardcoretaterx February 17 2006, 04:33:51 UTC

You've got a little gay in your ears.

daveygravey February 17 2006, 18:18:14 UTC

You have alittle gay on your face.

xhardcoretaterx February 17 2006, 20:18:08 UTC

You've got a little gay on the rim of your asshole from that gay sex you had last night.

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idiotmorgo February 17 2006, 03:43:49 UTC

bouncing around the room like a complete jackass is better than what he does when you're not around.

Oh Ryan slackhappy6 February 17 2006, 03:43:52 UTC

Show the man some mercy. Isn't it bad enough that he is never going to have sex with anyone but himself. P.S. loofas aren't gay except when they are used by Mike Mckenzie.

sheslikemercury February 20 2006, 05:31:08 UTC

so, we're friends. now make me laugh!