Clay Kitten Shooting!!!

I choke my chicken occasionally. Does this constitute animal cruelty?

There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist puts a frog on the ground and tells it to jump. The frog jumps four feet ( Read more... )

"If someone out there has a little voodoo doll of me, and is currently taking a giant shit on it from a great height, could they knock it off please? I get the message."

At the request of queeef

Y'all prolly already heard this one:

A baby seal walks into a club....

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This journal was created just to prove a point to somebody.

You may go about your normal incessant whining now. kthxbye