...taking a shit while having a smoke.

in the phillipines, nobody washes their hands after using the restroom.

in the phillipines, there are ash trays in the shitters.

in the phillipines, a beer costs 40 cents, smokes a dollar, as well a big bottle of rum.

in the phillipines, wealth disparity is evident as money talks.

i'm glad i don't live here, ( Read more... )

i try to be a good influence to children.  so i told one of my fourth graders to not use the word "retarded" because it isn't pc.

2 seconds later the teacher yells at a kid to "help his retarded group."

damn i feel like an ass. 

yesterday, the christians on campus came up to me while i was high.  i wasn't very blunt but i did ask a couple of questions.  my problem is the use of metaphors.  they would take something literal and make a "spiritual" metaphor to parallel it.  yes i am hungry.  how does jesus feed my hunger ( Read more... )

tomrrow was a holiday that i think i am done celebrating.

maybe one last time?

i heard it'll rain. i was planning on going to the beach.

l.j....let's wreck shit. 
and break the law.  
or make something fun out of the rain.

Charles Bukowski is the shiz.  dig it. 

so this cat is getting played, and i don't know for sure, but i can say i almost know for sure.  actually, it's two cats that are getting played by the same byrd.  i'm friends with both of them, and they are both friends with each other.  fuckin' cheats.  i don't want to say anything, but i'm no good lier ( Read more... )

i had a dream i went to the last good riddance show.  le tigre opened for some reason, and it was a blast.

now the monday and wednseday bartender.

i'm in love yo..

imma marry her.

but i know imma never marry.

but i woyld.

tanisha yo.

baby girls!

too much thinking = less doing.

i don't think i messed up.  i don't think anybody is to blame.

the other night, i was buzzing and i learned how to skate the bowl.  
then i was sobered up and tried to get as high as i could.

on another night i was craving chicken wings and beer.  so i went to hooters.

my cat now knows to come over when i call her.  i ( Read more... )

making friends with the bartender is awsome.  got 3 beers and some fries.  i think it's because we are both history majors.

digging holes is no fun.  especially when one is stuck in the hole ( Read more... )