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I'm old.

This means I'm halfway to REALLY FUCKING OLD.

Four days ago, I turned a year old. This means 1) I am old 2) my mun cares about me SO MUCH that she forgot my birthday 3) I don't know what else to say.

Also..

WHERE. THE FUCK. IS LAI?!

whisky and speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

You think that it being so long since I last updated here, SOMETHING would have happened ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm alive. Go fuck yourself.

No, really.

I mean it. Go find anything, anything and give it a good shagging. You need it. Now. Friction. Holes. Whee ( Read more... )

My daughter appears to be a...coccoon. o_O If I could throw a punch, I might use her as a punching bag to provide sufficient amounts subconcious trauma. But I cannot.

.....

I'm Rumil, I'm everyone's favourite family man.

Good Eru, my life has no meaning.

I've left Rivendell, because it smells like a mixture of funk and ass. I'm now in.....the Shire. *cue crappy slasher music* With hobbits. *cue dramatic swell in music ( Read more... )

For Silinde.

Dear Elronds,

I'm not that gay, damnit.

Flowers and kisses,
Rumil

P.S. Don't make me rip off your testicles. >D

*writes Lai a letter*

Dear Lailai,

Have taken over Rivendell. Don't know where Seven is. She got in a fight with a large man with lots of body hair about that little girl I killed a few days ago... And things sort of went downhill. Things are fine. The Couch is overrated.

-Rumil