mmm...i can write!`

[xrumilx]

*writes Lai a letter*

Dear Lailai,

Have taken over Rivendell. Don't know where Seven is. She got in a fight with a large man with lots of body hair about that little girl I killed a few days ago... And things sort of went downhill. Things are fine. The Couch is overrated.

-Rumil

Comments

*writes back*

[laiqalasse]

Dear Rumikins,

How in Mandos' name did you manage that? Glad you ditched the wraith. Please stop killing children or Sil will never let you near ours. Have fun with the couch while you have it. We should be in the area soon, should you decide you want to rejoin your family and thus avoid Sil asking Eru to divorce you from us. Miss having you around. Especially the sex. Expecially the sex.

-Lai

[xrumilx]

Lai-

I threw some shit around. There's threats of alarm calling. Bastards. Tell Sil to forcibly insert a sharp stick into his anus for me, okay? And not in a kinky way, either. In the "I Hate YOU" sort of way. kthnx

-Rumil

P.S. Call me Rumikins again and die, 'kay? 'Kay!

[laiqalasse]

Rumi-

I think you were better off before going evil. Sil asks that you do it first so he can see how it's done.

-Lai

P.S. That's not what you said last time

[xrumilx]

Lai-

At least I didn't have to watch my mother die. :D

-Rumil

[elrondhalfelven]

Dear Evil Interloper,

THE COUCH IS NOT OVERRATED. You are not sitting on it correctly.

--Your prisoner