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[xsundayx]

Seems that hell's second sexiest vampire has decided to leave us to go on an inner voyage of discovery, how very selfish of him, I bet he comes back a vegetarian or even worse a soulful loser.

What are the rest of us supposed to do for a laugh now? His exploits really amused the population of hell, no doubt with the possible exception of certain

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[harmony_vamp]

Hey, watch it, Miss Bad Hair Day poster girl for Hell!

At least some of us are actually, y'know - still around and non-dusty? You can't be that smart if you let the Slayer stake you, hmm?

*preens*

*flounces off*

[xsundayx]

Bad hair? At least I don't look and act like Barbie come to life.

I personally blame the Slayers little friends for my being staked, and my stupid minions who ran at the sight of trouble.

You'd better watch where you flounce, you might preen somebodies eye out.

[principalsnyder]

He was hardly amusing, missy. He was an instigator of chaos and disorderly conduct. We can't have that kind of thing around here.

Next, you'll all want to be having fun. This is HELL, people. There's no fun to be had here.

[xsundayx]

But I thought you were in a bit of hell with lots of rules, discipline and no children, isn't that a bit like fun for you?

[principalsnyder]

What makes it my personal hell are the teenagers that are here. They swarm like insects and they never, ever grow out of it.

But imposing discipline and enforcing rules? Order is more than fun. It is my craft and my calling. Hell is lucky to have me.

So watch it, missy.