Had the strangest dream while I was taking my disco nap. For some reason I was on Earth again. But I was talking/flirting with Gunn Then for some reason Angel and I were fighting the forces of good, and each other, it was quite nice to be in a real fight again. I remember making the comment, 'he's cute, broody but cute' about him. Then a whole cast ( Read more... )

I might as well take some time out from mocking Angel (for my money, anyone who admits they like spanking men has to expect some repercussions) to post a little update on the whole portals/vampires disappearing thingWe had a get together. A few of the more powerful vampires. As per usual very little was decided. Imagine the scene if you will, a ( Read more... )

So Angel you have no problem spanking men....

Tell me did you ever try spanking Spike, that might get him to behave...(hmmm...what lovely images....)

Ever felt like spanking women, cos I've been very bad....*growls*

Well, it has been a while since I updated this, but things down here have been a little odd recently. There have been, rumors, nothing concrete, about people disappearing, all of them dusted vamps, reappearing hours, or days later, with no memory of where they've been. A Mohra demon I encountered claimed to have seen a portal, or at least something ( Read more... )

Hell's been pretty quiet of late. Everyone seems to be taking time off. What is it about summer that makes evil think it can take a holiday, it can't be the heat? Even The First is nowhere to be seen, maybe it's feeling a little embarrassed after getting it's proverbial ass so throughly kicked ( Read more... )

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God it's been forever since I updated here, this time I have a good excuse, I haven't just been sitting on my ass being sarky, although that is fun.

I was wandering around when I bumped into an old minion of mine, I know, I call them names, I like to insult them, mock them, stake them when they bother me, but it's nice to have people to get drunk ( Read more... )

It's been ages since I updated here, I'd like to pretend I've been up to something fabulously exciting, but in reality, I've been observing what's going on in Sunnydale. So much chaos, destruction, mindless violence and hatred floating about....you could get drunk on it...it makes me so jealous. I'd love to play a part of it. Of course watching ( Read more... )

Seems that hell's second sexiest vampire has decided to leave us to go on an inner voyage of discovery, how very selfish of him, I bet he comes back a vegetarian or even worse a soulful loser.

What are the rest of us supposed to do for a laugh now? His exploits really amused the population of hell, no doubt with the possible exception of certain ( Read more... )

Hmmm. I've done that to minions before, hurts a lot, course it's always more fun it you don't get interrupted by some people before you have a chance to finish.

That little trick he performed reminds me very much of a vamp I encountered once ( Read more... )