Goodbyes begin and Fingon will die...maybe

[xxcelebornxx]

In Lindon.

Going to say goodbye to Mom. I'm really going to miss her, we've bonded so well during our months together...in all that time she hasn't treated me like a complete idiot as is the custom with some people. Even at my most stupid points she never criticized me or told me I was actually stupid, she usually just made lame excuses and

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Cel......

[nelys]

:panics:

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[xxcelebornxx]

Um...I'm supposed to panic. Why are you panicking?

I didn't spill gasoline on you, did I?

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[nelys]

:pauses, stares at Cel:

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[xxcelebornxx]

What?! WHAT?! Why are you staring at me for?

I did fucking spill gasoline on my feet, didn't I?!

[bnh]

Celeborn, I love you dearly and that's why I'm going to be honest with you, okay? Okay.

First, to tell the truth, you and explosives terrify me. Even more than the hacksaw icon.

Second, if you do anything concerning dead bodies and throwing them in certain beds I will glare menacingly at you for at least a couple days.

*smiles sweetly and huggles*

[fingon]

Seeing that she, um, shares whatever bed I'm in and stuff. :\ So, um... I love you, man. *smiles hopefully*

[bnh]

Apologize for threatening to usurp, dear. *smiles sweetly*

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[fingon]

But... but... no one can resist the Glorfie. I cannot resist the Glorfie. I MUST USURP THE GLORFIE!!! AND THE MINI GLORFIES TOO! *cackles evilly*

[earwen]

Just remember when I leave not to turn into a bloody lush again. I didn't smack you every time you reached for another drink for fun you know. Okay, maybe a little bit of it was for fun, but for self control too. *sigh* Eru, I'm gonna miss you so much. :( Everyone else too but you especially. You were one of the first people to welcome me here when I got here, not holding Galadriel II's psychotic behavior against me (everything that's wrong with her is her father's falt. Damn Noldors.), and you've been a blast to hang out with. Like this afternoon when we made that giant bonfire in preparation for roasting Fingon later tonight. ;) *hugs* I'll be writing letters to everyone once in a while and my mun will post them in the apartment or something. Now come on, we have stuff to do, stuff to engulf in fire, and people's skulls to split open with axes, time's wasting.

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[xxcelebornxx]

I won't be an alcoholic. It's lost it's fun, besides I don't have to pretend I was really hammered in order to explain my infidelities anymore.

I'm going to miss you too, mom :( *hugs, clings*

Ahahahhaa, that bonfire scared Fingon shitless XD

YAY! Ok, we'll kill people now and be sappy later. :)

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[earwen]

Good boy. :) Plus, you get to keep your liver. Yay!

*hugs* Gah, I wish I could take you with me, you and everyone else too, see what exactly would happen when you're in a land where you can't be crazy depressed or anything.

Well everything scares him shitless. I think his father's going to yell at him in "THE DADDY VOICE" which is always really cool. :D

Yes! Kill now, sap later! *grabs a spear* CHARGE!

[bbolger_baggins]

Goodness! This is just like being with the family back at Bag-End without the inevitable make-up sex.

An asbestos coated cloak might be a wise investment for this party.

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[xxcelebornxx]

The make-up sex will be later! Much later, after I've killed Fingon.

Ahahahaha XD

[bbolger_baggins]

Hello Celeborn! I don't believe we've met before. I'm Bingo Bolger-Baggins. ::extends hand:: Pleased to meet you. And exactly why are you chasing Fingon with a chainsaw, if I might ask?

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[xxcelebornxx]

Hi :) I'd um take your hand but I have blood all over them... Nice to meet you too.

Well, he threatened to take my husband and children, that's why I'm chasing him with a chainsaw :)

[glorfind3l]

You'd be irritating if you weren't cute.

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[xxcelebornxx]

Um....sorry?

[glorfind3l]

Eh, no, being cute makes it easy to overlook. Don't worry about it.

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[xxcelebornxx]

What did I do that was irritating now?