Why did the cat cross the road?

[y0ur_c0nscience]

He didn't. He jumped in front of my van and got intimate with the road

Comments

[sketchedindark]

;_; and I heard it all.

Poor kitty.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Yeah, I am sorry. =\

[y0ur_c0nscience]

HAHA I was just like 'That icon looks familiar' then I realized why. >

[chriscrawford84]

I think it's the season for roadkill or something. I have almost hit so many freakin animals. THe other day i was leaving work, and a rabbit tried to race me. It bolted out infront of me then started running infront of my very fast moving car. Then finally bolted across the road. Then not a minute later a bird flu underneath my car. I saw feather fly from behind my car, and saw the bird standing there. It was like what the fuck. THen it just kinda walked across the road. Then the other day I really did hit a bunny. I felt bad, but it happens ya know.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Its because everything is coming out of hibernation and are oblivious to their surroundings.

[ollie]

*SCREAMS AND CRIES*

;_______________;

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Yeah, it was pretty sad. I was actually upset over it.

[ashael]

Poor van.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Lol, figures you would say that.

[wilyloser]

May is not the month for kitties. ._.;;

[y0ur_c0nscience]

How so?