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Icehouse for only 4.19?
Oh, I found a profound medical use for beer. THATS FUCKING RIGHT! It so happens to be an anti-inflammatory agent. (As in, it makes swelling go down.) This is done by applying a cold beer can or bottle to the wound. It works, I tested it on my ankle.
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Ok, so...I managed to learn a few things tonight ( Read more... ) -
On tattoos...
So, for a rather long time, people have asked me why I don't have any tattoos. I have been told I am the type of person they would expect to see covered in them. Not sure what that means, but oh well ( Read more... ) -
On romance and love...
If I ever get married, I don't want to do the whole wedding ring thing. Fuck that, me and whoever it is should switch kidneys or other random organs. She can have one of mine and I can have one of hers. We can have them removed and implanted and spend our honeymoon recovering in the hospitol. Now THAT is fucking romantic ( Read more... ) -
Wouldn't it be cool...
If crabs contained cheese? You could walk around on a beach, pick up a crab, snap it in half and suck the cheese out of it. Imagine, American cheese crabs in Florida, nacho cheese crabs in the Gulf of Mexico, etc. THAT WOULD FUCKING RULE. -
Like ants, the worker dies just as the queen does.
Life is an investment. For what? You find out when you die. Until then, learn to actually live ( Read more... ) -
*Takes a deep breath*
If I have anything of yours, let me know.
I plan on leaving TN on the 30th or 31st.
I am not longer sure where I will be going. I will try to go to a certain place, if not there, then I will find someplace. Maybe I will become a roaming bum? Don't expect to see me visit often, apart from my court thing in August. I may be back eventually, but ( Read more... ) -
Thats right.
I want to find a DVD boxset of just random commercials. That would kick SO MUCH ass ( Read more... ) -
Extermination by my means.
I love animals. I dislike cruelty to animals. But filthy disease ridden critters that are tearing everything up need to be exterminated, and I see it as more fun to take into my own hands ( Read more... )