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Happy Thanksgiving to you people. REMEMBER, this in NOT "Turkey Day" for that is August 30th. The Turkish people celebrate it because in 1922 they won their independence. Correct yourselves, or I shall send you bottles of fermented urine labelled "Eggnog".

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WHEN THE FUCK DID I END UP EATING OATMEAL!?

On a completely unrelated note, I have to take a shit.

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Ok, so I won't lie, I have a cloak and a lightsaber. I want to go into walmart and buy beer, and when asked for ID, I want to do the hand wavey thing and say "You do not need to see my identification ( Read more... )

*checks "cleavland steamer" off of the "things to experience" list.*

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KATIE HAS SEX WITH GIRAFFES.

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"It's the name of the poison I took earlier today." - Me
"I'm going to laugh at your funeral when you die of eating poisonous shit." - Will
"It's nowhere near lethal dosage." - Me
"Famous last words." - Will

Hahah I have such great and supportive friends. But then again, should that really be supported?

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Last I checked, deer meat was NOT supposed to taste/smell like vagina. Am I right?

So, just how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

This isn't rhetorical, if you can read it, ANSWER IT.

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So, I normally make fun of certain fads and such I consider to be lame, and one of them, much like wood paneling on vehilces (Oh how I LOATHE that stuff) got on my nerves to the point I did something about it ( Read more... )