Uhhh...

[ya_douchebags]

Things I Gotta Do Today:
- Drink
- Get the Venture kids their (totally legal and safe) gifts
- Hit the hot tub for a while
- Maybe get a costume? I dunno, I don't wanna be like the only jackoff not wearin one
- Drink
- Drink

Things I Gotta Do Soon:- Drink

Comments

[monarch_the]

That's... creepily organized. You been hitting the drugs too hard?

Hey, you won't be the only one. But if anybody asks, I'm going as a character from "Friends".

[ya_douchebags]

No such thing as "too hard".

You'd make a good Ross. I never watched Friends.

[monarch_the]

That's what people say until they suddenly die of an overdose.

It was an evil program with a themesong that drilled into your head, had sex with the things that most annoyed you, and produced trillions of parasitic offspring.

[immasuperhero]

Sewing is easy. Especially buttons. You really don't know how?

[ya_douchebags]

Wouldn't know the first thing about doin it, no...

[immasuperhero]

Tsk tsk. Kids today. Don't play baseball. Smoke opium. Don't know how to sew... world's going to hell in a handbasket.

[ya_douchebags]

Pffft hay, I'm willin to bet I'm older than you. And there's nuthin wrong with smokin opium.

[ya_douchebags]

I don't mind! Honest, I'll figure it out and then it'll be good as new. Well.....it'll be good.

((Haaaa! XD Oh it warms muh heart.)

[ya_douchebags]

Always!