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Daddy bought me Billy Gates's computer chocolate chip company.

It doesn't look like it tastes good, though.

Banana nut muffins are much better.

They're soft from the banana, yet crunchy from the nuts!

My Dolce and Gabana bag got wet. So I went out and bought the entire new Prada line. I was thinking of buying Louis Vutton, but that is so last season. Ew. Maybe I'll give my leftovers to Maddie. She's poor. She can handle being out of style.

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My daddy just bought me the internet.