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Writer's Block: Gone but Not Forgotten
There's too many choices to single out just one. So I need to break it down.
Obscure show that never made it: EZ Streets with Joey Pantoliano. His performance as Mickey on that show was genius.
For HBO shows: I'll have to go with Deadwood. That show was brilliant. It was shakespeare, only with a lot more uses of the words "cocksucker" and "fuck ( Read more... ) -
New Computer
So I'm getting a new computer for christmas from my Mom. It's about time too, since the one I have is like seven years old. Anyone have any suggestions on where I should go to get one? Any suggestions on what I should get on my new computer?
I'm pretty sure I just want another box and not a laptop, as laptop keyboards suck for my troll-like ( Read more... ) -
Fun with surgery
So my wife's been limping around and in terrible pain from her knee for about a month. At first they said it was just inflamed and that it would go away, but it didn't. So they ordered an MRI. Turns out she has a partially torn meniscus in her right knee. The only real fix for this is surgery ( Read more... ) -
I suspect I already know the answer.
If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?
Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or don't) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.
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It just piles on...
Today we got a call from Syndee's parents two hours ago. Syndee's older sister died in her sleep last night.
They weren't close. Syndee didn't even know she had a sister until she was in her 20's (the older sister was adopted) and the older sister had a falling out with Syndee and her parents both some time ago. I never got to meet her, but two ( Read more... ) -
My Brush with the Darwin Awards
So I wasn't able to take my Mom shopping like we normally do on Mondays because I went to the Redskins Game of Which We Shall Not Speak (RGoWWSNS). So I took her on Wednesday instead. When we got back on Wednesday evening she had mentioned to me that she forgot to pick up plastic cutlery. Wondering what the heck she needed plastic cutlery for, ( Read more... ) -
Don't normally like these, but it's a cause I can get behind.
Copy this sentence into your livejournal if you're in a heterosexual marriage, and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow. -
Oh, and while I'm at it...
...was I the only one who REALLY just wanted Obama to say:
"Shut the fuck up John. The Economy is going down the toilet, people can't afford health insurance, and our people are dying every day overseas. And when the national spotlight finally hits us, you want to spend a half hour trying to maneuver me into verbally spanking a member of my party ( Read more... ) -
Bureaucracy 3, Guy 1
4:10pm October 1st:
Beltsville Motor Vehicle Administration
Registration Department
Service Station #8
Nancy the MVA Drone: In order to register this vehicle you need to remove your father's name from the title.
Me: Okay, I'd like to do that.
Nancy the MVA Drone: In order to remove your father's name from the title, you're giong to need permission ( Read more... ) -
Because I responded to this elsewhere...and I have no free will.
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.