I found out today that my boss wants to take this job with the company in London. I hope he gets it. I mean, I really like my boss and everything...but when he leaves, the new boss will be ME. If nothing else, this proves once again that he wants to move on to bigger and better things. Which means that I may be getting my promotion sooner than

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( This is why you don't leave a chocolate easter bunny in the sun. )

There is currently a man in the alley below my window who appears to be yelling very loudly at no one. He is wearing a hardhat. He is mother fucking pissed at his imaginary friend ( Read more... )

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I have the next five days off of work! I am so excited. It is nice to be the one making the schedule. Not like I am a slacker or something...I deserve a little vacation dammit! I think I may have to wander up to Bellingham for a couple days. Also, my boss sent in my review which means I am getting a raise. My boss can't tell me how much yet though ( Read more... )

There was a horrible traffic jam on my way to work this morning at 5am due to an accident. It made my usual 20 minute commute an exciting hour and a half. After I had been stuck for about 45 minutes, I noticed that traffic was slowly weaving around this VW Jetta. As I approached it I looked over to see the driver and her passenger fast asleep. It ( Read more... )

This morning I was walking out of my apartment on the way to work when I crossed paths with this man walking into the front door. I said hello. He responded by saying, "It's a blessing that I'm alive this morning. I work at a mortuary and I am sick and tired of putting young men and young women into caskets. It's depressing. We're dying from a lack ( Read more... )

On the way to work in the morning I have been enjoying sitting in the seat right behind the joint in the bus that swivels and bounces up and down. At 5am, a lot of people who get on the bus have either been up all night and are completely fucked up, or are half awake on their way to work. I like to sit there and watch people stumble and trip when ( Read more... )

So last night I discovered that I can no longer tap into the wireless connection that I had been "borrowing" from a neighbor. My first reaction was disbelief, followed by frantic attempts to connect through any other means possible. Finally I was left with complete and utter devastation. It made me realize just how much I am addicted to the ( Read more... )