I sit down on the couch and open my computer. “Are you watching porn again?” my grandma asks. I say, “Yeah, do you mind if I masturbate on your couch?” Without skipping a beat she responds, “I’ve got a bingo dobber ( Read more... )

So, this evening I am working at this hotel in Bellevue that I have been helping out at sometimes. It is a very fancy brand new one, just across from Bellevue Square Mall. I was just going about my business, carrying a couple of flipcharts to set up in a meeting room when I suddenly turned the corner...to the window I flew with a flash. And what to ( Read more... )

I am not too fond of the Holiday Season. For me, the holidays have always been a time of unrealistic and often unmet expectations. Due to certain circumstances, I am feeling particularly apathetic this year. So I have decided to make a list of things to be excited about this holiday season ( Read more... )