you've never had a weird dream. don't tell me you have. because in the one hour of actual sleep that i got last night... or, more accurately, this morning... i had the weirdest dream of the weird. fucking incredible ( Read more... )

so i am watching the yankee game and doing laundry right now, and while i'm down in the basement with my laundry i started thinking about random, funny things that happened in high school. and there were a lot of them. i even laughed out loud (but i sure as fuck didn't LOL) about a few of them. so i thought i'd share them with you.

great moments ( Read more... )

so i'm drunk and what else is new ( Read more... )

okay, i finally have work to do... which means it's livejournal time. procrastination is my forte - i wish there was a job out there for procrastinators because i am the best candidate on this earth. maybe i could be president ( Read more... )

i haven't updated in forever. i think i'm bored with livejournal. i'm tired. i went to opening night at yankee stadium last night, and it was disgusting. i didn't sleep. i have class in a half hour. fleakkkkkkkkk. peace bitches.

haven't updated in a while... this one is meaningless recaps, and it's long and choppy (very few actual sentences). i don't advise reading it. ever.

spring break was a lot of fun... i actually spent more money on gas in those 10 days than i did during the month or so of winter break. nothing too exciting, mind you, but infinitely better than ( Read more... )

I am in the most unexpected and unwarranted good mood ever. i am writing a paper that i realized that i had to do at about 5 a.m. when i was finally done with my other paper and about to sleep. that equalled all-nighter time for kevin. and this paper has taken forever because i keep singing music in the middle and i stop giving a fuck aobut the ( Read more... )

i hate life. that is all. have a good day.

tcnj is unbelievable. only they could make me feel good and then much worse than i started after i read their garbage. now they have me writing an entry about 10 minutes after i JUST FINISHED ONE. i got a letter that we'll call "jeffrey" and an e-mail that we'll call "arnold ( Read more... )