i passed a digital marquee that said it was 100 degrees outside.  strangely, i don't believe it ( Read more... )

i just walked out of my room to find both the kitchen and living room lights on, two boxes on the counter next to the sink, the microwave door open, and 12 seconds left on its timer.

is this absurd to anyone else?  because if it's not...

i digress.

nothing has changed.

and i guess that's okay for now.

by the way, hi.

how a day can pull a complete 180 in a matter of minutes... i don't even know.

i've devised a new game.  it's called "these are some things most people wouldn't know about me unless i told them or they have been there to witness it."  it's a temporary title.

i imagine it should be as fun, if not more fun, than rhinocerosauruses.  i want to play it during the new years party.

the real reason for the update though...

what is your ( Read more... )

it's 10.04 on a friday night.

and i'm watching the passion of the christ.

this was only after i kicked some kid's ass in yahoo! chess.

i...

am a party animal.

based on the frequency and magnitude of my mood swings, i have deduced that i am in fact a girl.

with the smallest boobs ever.

and a penis.

"i think i like today, i think it's good, it's something i can't get my head around..."
-angels & airwaves

fitting how those words ended my thanksgiving break.

i'm not sure i've ever been as excited to write an entry in my online journal for others to read as much as i am right. this. century.

tuesday through friday was amazing.

saturday was horrific ( Read more... )

my paper on abortion is due tuesday. after sifting through pages and pages of material covering it, i offer you another chance to express your opinion. it will be duely noted and appreciated.

Poll you can select more than one option.

just for everyone's sake, when you look up the word bullshit in the dictionary, this is what you'll see:

a)  a math professor who does not believe in partial credit, but still issues tests where 70% of the points stem from one question, which involves multiple comprehensive calculations.

b)  a student who knows psychological stats like it's his job, ( Read more... )