Ari's Perfect Day Of The Day

Jun 03, 2007 20:51

Wake up, look down, and see the top of my wife's head. The call comes in and it's opening weekend numbers that could choke a horse. Less than three lawsuits. Get to fire some spineless Jr. Agent cocksucker so hard and fast that he cries and can't sit down for a week. Lunch at The Palm on the studio or some fuck producer. The offer to end all ( Read more... )

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kara_marie June 4 2007, 09:48:06 UTC

Aw!!!

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yougotgold June 7 2007, 05:11:55 UTC
Always remember, Kara Keating: You can do some damage.

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kara_marie June 7 2007, 10:51:16 UTC

Well, I think we both know that! But I don't want to cause anymore damage. No no!

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ex_msg_ina_b653 June 4 2007, 20:22:15 UTC
If I were you mister Ari, I'd be rethinking my vocabulary,


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yougotgold June 7 2007, 05:12:30 UTC
NM.

((OOC: Hee!))

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Vince queens_blvd June 7 2007, 05:07:35 UTC
E's not surprised, but I sort of am. I'm not a part of your perfect day? That hurts, Ari. You're a part of my perfect day, in a way.

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Re: Vince yougotgold June 7 2007, 05:13:12 UTC
Maybe you're that offer, Vin. Don't write yourself off; that's my job.

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Re: Vince queens_blvd June 7 2007, 05:18:36 UTC
Did your trainer tell you that pedaling backwards burns as many calories as forwards? I think that's BS.

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Re: Vince yougotgold June 7 2007, 05:24:22 UTC
It works your glutes.

You're part of my every day, Vinnie.

That's the gayest sentence I have ever fucking typed.

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