Ask me any question and I will answer it honestly - the catch is whatever question you're willing to ask, you need to be willing to answer.

Now do me.

I've snapped a man's neck for putting me on hold ( Read more... )

I notice some people are conspicuously absent.

( Does my wife have the world's most amazing ass? )

You Are Extremely Thin
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( Vince: )

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Maybe I can convince the daughter to fall in love with a boat...

When I worked for him, the guy lived three blocks from me, and it took five years for him to fucking drop by. It was not a social call. They never are ( Read more... )

It's not the optimal time for a meeting. It's too late for lunch; too early for dinner. If your agent isn't jumping to pay for meals you probably aren't eating anyway, it's a safe bet you aren't anyone.

Yet.

On the other hand, 2:35 isn't quite a jerk-off general. That would be 2:55. Ari's 2:55 is Michael Biehn. If Grindhouse opens like it ( Read more... )