The Miller-Gold Agency Extends Congratulations To Its Clients Kara Keating And Derek Zoolander For Their Recent Award Wins


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Wake up, look down, and see the top of my wife's head. The call comes in and it's opening weekend numbers that could choke a horse. Less than three lawsuits. Get to fire some spineless Jr. Agent cocksucker so hard and fast that he cries and can't sit down for a week. Lunch at The Palm on the studio or some fuck producer. The offer to end all ( Read more... )

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Oh, Ari's consideration is very, very realTammy noms: rest assured that prominently displayed suck-up ads from the Miller/Gold Agency WILL ( Read more... )

I agree with this fucking message.

What Your Soul Really Looks Like
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The wife: she has a fucking name you know. Then again, she has a fucking billion and a half. If I didn't know better, I'd think she fucking collected them ( Read more... )

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George. Eva. Sharon. Marky. Benicio. Nicky (don't sell the farm yet, you neurotic fuck). Justine for continuing to ride that pure tour all the way. The wife. Pauly. Doug. Richard. My brother. Sacha. Lloyd. Sarah or possibly the other daughter. Mike. Bob on a rerun of The Larry Sanders Show. Larry. And Larry. Kara Keating. P.T. ( Read more... )

They're a fucking breed apart ( Read more... )

I'll dish on my BFfuckingF next week; right now daddy's got his groove back, and an office full of trained circus seals just begging to get axed.

WHERE THE FUCK IS ADAM DAVIES?

My pink slip finger is itchy.

And I need a new fucking screen-saver.