It has been exactly one year since I introduced my finger to the blade of a tablesaw. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNK OF FINGER FLESH! Be free and make me proud...

( I think I ate all my caps )

I ran into a guy that I graduated with. He is putting his engineering degree to good use working for Exxon. I guess you have to start at the bottom because he is at the register. You can tell our economy is doing great when a degreed engineer is selling beer at a gas station to make a living.

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I have created a new game. It is a cross between this and this. I call it...

Engrish Song Ryrics #2Here's how to play ( Read more... )

I have created a new game. It is a cross between this and this. I call it...

Engrish Song RyricsHere's how to play ( Read more... )

NB Toys
KB Toys

You have to read some of the descriptions on the NB Toys site. They are hi-fucking-larious.

ENJOY THIS...DO IT! DO IT NOW!

Beatallica! I heard these guys on The Kidd Chris Show. Download every single song 17 times and give them to your friends and family.

Of course, The Electric Amish. I found these guys a long time ago. Unfortunately they don't have all their songs for download anymore.

And last, but not least, A John Waters ( Read more... )

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The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, billions of puffy tacos are being poured into a space program, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.

Alice Walker should be banned! Not only because she is black and female, but because she made you a fag.

This is admittedly one sided bush bashing, but still interesting.