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[yournextstar]

This fake blood is never going to wash off. I'll be forever red, and it will be so gross, and my clothes just won't match anymore.

But, maybe I could get a part on Mad, Mad House if they start that one back up again.

[After a second thought: Private to Perry]

Perry? Neil told me to get a hold of you? I need an agent.

Comments

Lin.

[wishboned]

Hi?

Perry

[yournextstar]

I don't know. I've never done this before. Should I have an agent?

Lin.

[wishboned]

You should, probably, but I don't do television.

Perry

[yournextstar]

Damnit I'm doing a movie right now!

[thatrapscallion]

Sounds like you need an agent.

[yournextstar]

You're not the first to say that. I don't suppose you know someone, do you?

[thatrapscallion]

You might say that.

Murdock Varletti, Agent to the Stars, at your service! There's usually a pretty long waiting list in terms of my clientele, and I don't usually mix business with Taledom, but frankly, I've got a good feeling about you. And if my mentor Perry Holiday taught me anything, it's to always follow my gut!

[yournextstar]

Oh yeah? Any help would be great! What do you need from me?

[wickedlywest]

Unfortunately, many of the cheaper varieties of fake blood have a tendency to stain skin. The problem is in the dyes, which is why I personally prefer to use actual animal blood in such cases. The look is far more authentic, and one needn't worry about such troubling additives.

[yournextstar]

Well, animal blood is good for the sets and all, but it has a tendency to coagulate on people, and it keeps having to be reapplied and is gross and gets to smell really bad under lights all day. The fake stuff looks real much longer, and is more cost efficient. Dyed skin is a small price to pay.

Wait.

You make movies?

[wickedlywest]

I make films.

[yournextstar]

Oh wow.

wow.

I-

Do you use a lot of blood in your films?