$0.99 Steak and Lobster buffet? HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

[Bam]

OMG

What are you doing this weekend?

Mr. Han? I have some videos that you might be interested in.

Mr. Holiday? I sent out those headshots, did you get them yet?

Mr. Varletti? Did you need copies of those headshots as well? Nevermind. Mr. Holiday has said that he'll take care of it. You can go back to your giving up immortality. That's one hell of a tale power, omgMr. Fucktard ( Read more... )

This fake blood is never going to wash off. I'll be forever red, and it will be so gross, and my clothes just won't match anymore.

But, maybe I could get a part on Mad, Mad House if they start that one back up again.

[After a second thought: Private to Perry]

Perry? Neil told me to get a hold of you? I need an agent.

Wanna be a pretty boy.
Wanna be on Solid Gold.
Wanna date a millionaire.
Wanna make people stare.

I wanna be on TV.
Want people to know me.
( I wanna be on TV. )