( First thought waking up: 'Gee, I wonder who's laying on my arm today.' )

yanked out of his pre-prison self.seriously I'm pretty sure I have the worst job in the world ( Read more... )

List five things you used to believe were true.

1. Up until I was nine, I was convinced someday I'd run away and join the circus. It seemed like a wonderful idea-- in my mind, I was always the youngest person there, and none of the adults ever looked down on me or told me to go to my room. I was a prodigy, a little virtuoso of the three-ring stage ( Read more... )