"Hey, you've reached Harvey. I'm not here right now but if you leave a message I'll call you back."

BEEP!

It wasn't Harvey Dent that woke up in bed this morning (sorry, Brooke) but Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law ( Read more... )

Okay, so, there's something funky going on with my internet connection. It suddenly cuts out saying that my connection is unplugged and then doesn't come back for hours (oh jeez, I hope it comes back in a couple hours) and I'm not sure if my computer just sucks or if there's something weird about my connection or what. Either is possible as my ( Read more... )

Harvey was in the common room kitchen, whipping up some mac and cheese. He wasn't the best cook and usually he stuck with grilled cheese but he decided to take a chance and be adventurous today.

Really, the foreboding music should have been a giveaway that this wasn't a good idea.

[For one, please]

Morning! Or for you people from the wrong area, good not!morning!

...I don't know timezones.

For those of you who haven't had the horror pleasure of me squeeing about it: Tomorrow afternoon I'm going to Las Vegas to belatedly celebrate my 21st birthday. I shall be gone until laaaaaaaaaaate Monday evening/early Tuesday morning. Net access? I'm ( Read more... )

Harvey didn't notice he had new girly parts until about he was half-way to his closet. That's when his shorts fell down. There was a swift picking up of pants and then after a brief comical "Did I really just see what I saw?" look he let out a high-pitched scream.

This was a nightmare.

[Establishy unless the roomie wants to ping in. Harvey = ( Read more... )

It was a nice morning and Harvey decided to go for a short walk in the park. He was headed towards the playground, flipping his coin as he walked.

( Cut for length, language, violence and clowns )

Harvey arrived in Fandom shortly before he had to go to his first class of the day. It wasn't his fault that the timing was so bad. If he had it his way he would have arrived in Fandom on Saturday like everybody else. It was his parents fault for wanting to spend the long weekend being all clingy and parent-y. As much as Harvey appreciated the ( Read more... )

For Chuck, Lois, Marshall and *pets shiny* Harvey ( Read more... )

Okay, this is Harvey Dent of The Dark Knight fame. Harvey is a teenager so he hasn’t gone through the canon. Not yet, anyway.

( Did I copy and paste most of this from my app? I might’ve. You wanna fight about it? )