I had an interesting surprise this morning. After being roused by our cat clawing at the window screen, I stretched and yawned, then noticed red stains on my left hand. Closer examination showed what was obviously dried blood, the largest smears of it on my thumb and index finger. My thumb in particular was almost completely covered in old blood. ( Read more... )

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This is epic.

Life is good these days. Living with my boyfriend in Alberta, Canada. Getting up here from Florida was a trick, but after being apart from each other for over two years it was time to take the plunge.

Change... finally, some change. And it was for the better.

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

Felt Foetuses? I thought the Harry Potter fandom was eccentric. But I think Twilight might have stopped at the Crazy Town bus stop and picked up all the wackos.

( Stupid, Sexy Flanders-- I mean, Snake )

New Year, same old lazy attitude. I meant to post yesterday for the obligatory, "Happy Fucking Birthday to me," entry, but somewhere between sleeping and more sleeping I didn't. That sums up my birthday pretty well, though. I slept. Then I woke up to eat, and then I slept some more ( Read more... )

But I figured I'd join in the revelry for what is an historic election for America.


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If you're reading this entry, it means you're not seeing Batman. Shame on all of you. The midnight showing last night was crazy. 3 completely sold out theatres with people camped out in the aisles. I don't think I can possibly add to the stellar reviews this movie has gotten from everyone ever... so I'll just say that if you haven't seen it, you're ( Read more... )

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I don't know. Like, seriously. But it made me laugh.

I've got tickets to the midnight showing of Batman tomorrow. Fuck YEAH.