I got just a spam email and the subject line was "cantankerous cheese wheel"
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A-mazing.

WHO HAS TICKETS TO THE DAILY SHOW?????!!!!

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT....

IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Um, just kidding? I am soooo livid right now. I just watched this horrible paid programming about Jews for Jesus, or this particular sect called "Jewish-Christians." UM WHAT?! It's these two southern pricks who are trying to pretend to be Jews who just happen to believe Jesus is the Messiah. Throughout the whole program they keep spitting these ( Read more... )

Dreading Dani's hair = Whoooo!
And I now have a membership to the Whitney!
I love it here, but I wish I was a little closer to NY.
Every time I go down the hill from our house, I just start dreading (hah!) the winter. I object to snow when there are places to go.

i just saw a picture of johnny wier dressed in nothing but the dreaded panties and high heels. if i knew how to post pictures, i would post it here. and then i read an article that elvis stojko is releasing an album. what an eventful day in the skating world ( Read more... )

and now, presenting...super awesome book reading extravaganza #2:
DAVE EGGERS AND CHIP KIDD, DEC. 4th!!!!!

YES, i will really see chip kidd this time! it will happen! i have tickets! exclamation! again i ask...who's comin with?

and now...the best quote ever....

"CLOTHES...WE WEAR THEM IN OUR LIVES."
-OUR (OTHER) MAN, JUSTIN JT TIMBERLAKE

I AM SEEING DAVID SEDARIS ON OCTOBER 1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S FAR AWAY, YES, BUT TICKETS ARE ALREADY ALMOST SOLD OUT. OH MAN, THIS WILL BE AWESOME. WHO'S COMIN WITH ME??? SERIOUSLY, I BOUGHT 2 TICKETS.
BOOYAH!!!!!

My cousin had two girls!!! Oh, there will be pictures. Many, many pictures. Babies are weird looking, and I like weird looking things, so it's perfect. Hooray for babies!