March 10, 6:30a

My grandmother died.

I'm most vexed with my confusion on how to proceed...

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Quiz thingie.
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Besides silver, a white car is the EASIEST color to keep clean.

Black and any other dark colors are the HARDEST.

So when I'm outside waxing my car, don't make a remark about how hard it must be to keep white clean. I'll just correct your false assumption.

There, you've been informed.

On the side of my Starbucks cup: "If you've got a dollar and you spend twenty-nine cents on a loaf of bread, you've got got seventy-one cents left. But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend twenty-nine cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you." -- Steve Martin, comedian and writer ( Read more... )

This is not an update. This is a figment of your imagination.

1. First thing you wash in the shower ( Read more... )

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Straight Moderate Single Pink-Skinned 21 to 27-Year old Females
(103 total) Dating26.92%34.24%30.66%Dated seriously Self-Lovin'72.73%61.26%67.56%Master of your domain Shamelessness83.87%77.54%76.5%Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive85.71%75.23%75.98%Monks ( Read more... )

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Finals are coming! Finals are coming! I have three finals that I'm pretty sure of. Two of which are this week (stress much? NEVER!). It's kinda weird that the semester is almost over. School becomes such a part of my life, my routine, that to think that it might be over for another semester, it throws off my whole balance to life and makes me ( Read more... )