I'm going home to vote and then work the polls 'till quitting time.

Confession: I skipped class today to roll out pies, dice potatoes, and marinate chicken. This wasn't my intention for the day, rather, I would usually prefer a day of class over fulfill some sort of barefooted-woman stereotype. Ohh but playing with food is so much fun once in awhile. I don't cook enough at all, so the novelty of the whole ordeal ( Read more... )

AWWWROIT! So here's the scoop my dears. I'm still homeless, computerless, half my wardrobe-less, etc., etc., at least until this Friday, and possibly until longer... but we're not going to go there mm'kay? Please forgive me for my total lack of postings, I promise that when Mason shapes up and my apartment is finished, I'll write and write until ( Read more... )

If I followed you home... would you keep me? Because I'd hope so, you know, seeing as how I'm homeless. I had $30 to blow on cover and drinks at TT's last night, but alas I still without housing here at Mason and even worse, without a recent shower ( Read more... )

http://morrisseydance.com/

owow!

The word "nipple" agitates my mother.

I am plotting an anthropological study of rednecks. I need to gain a few pounds to hang out of a tube top, plaster some fake tattoo to my left boob and go hang out in front of Kmart or 711. Observe the locals in their natural habitat or "watering hole" if you will...

Stay tuned!! BITCH.

my tongue hurts!

Fetuses give me the creeps. Anyone who's ever gone "oooh!!" or "how beautiful/cute" over someone else's ultrasound photos is a fucking phony. There is nothing at all attractive about a unborn baby, nearing just five months of development, in fact, this supposed "baby" looks more like a bird than any human I know of. If you want to say that a fetus ( Read more... )

Tonight at work there was some old chick wearing a Rascal Flats tshirt. And you know, I actually acted all interested and mentioned that I knew they had played a concert around here recently, all in an effort, I suppose subconsciously, to "win" a bigger tip. In this way, I am a huge slut. I hate my phony self oh so much ( Read more... )