Action: I picked up a tissue and blew my nose.

Response: "Wow, this is really soft."

Realization: I forgot what tissues felt like because I've blown my nose with nothing but Chipotle napkins over the past three months.

So yesterday I walked into the Gates-Hillman center carrying my bookbag and my headphones. As soon as I walked in, some guy stopped me and asked me how to get to room 4412. Something looked off-beat about him, so I felt slightly uncomfortable standing there and talking to him, but I just answered his question and said that I had never heard of ( Read more... )

Before I write anything, I feel I should clarify the following: I don't like complaining about stupid stuff, especially on LiveJournal, because I know it never solves anything. However, I feel this is worth mentioning if for no other reason than to get a few (morbid) laughs ( Read more... )

Regarding the last entry...

I think I have a solution...

( Briefly read the previous entry to get an idea of how my phone crapped out, then jump back here)

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Shortly after I posted the previous entry, my friend Joe offered some help. He told me how to perform a hard reset on the phone (which I suspect would fix the problem), but I said I was a ( Read more... )

Sup guys, do me a favor and read about my

Phone Problem

Yeah, so a rather interesting thing happened with my phone today.

Background information:

But before I start, I suppose I should give a little background info on my phone: I have an LG VX9100 (enV2), the same phone that everybody and their mom has. I've never modified it or done anything ( Read more... )

... that the only guy who ever makes fun of me for playing dancing games is an obese 50+ year old man. :P ( Read more... )

There has been this pot of disgusting shit sitting in the sink for over a week and it smells awful. Apparently one of my other suitemates is annoyed by it as well, because about three days ago, I found a note on the refrigerator that said to clean it up. This morning, the note was moved to my cupboard. So apparently because the perpetrator is ( Read more... )

I have been writing a lot of entries lately. This is largely in contrast with this past summer, in which I only wrote ten entries throughout the entire three-month period. I guess there's just a lot more stuff going on now that I'm back at college.

Anyway, I'll split this up into parts.

The fucking latch:In addendum to the previous entry, ( Read more... )

Yeah, I just said dece ( Read more... )

There were two kids standing beside me on the ITG machine like thirty seconds ago. This is the conversational exchange they just had:

*** Kid #1 is dancing around on the pad randomly ***

Kid #1: Man, when you get to insane levels, I bet it looks like this! ***Spazzes out on the pad***Kid #2: No dude, when you get to insane levels, it looks ( Read more... )