wow. what a shitty day.

of course, I'm writing on elljay about it so it can't be that damn bad.

fuck it.

can I work any more curse words into here? Nope. All out. ok, bye.

Avi: I don't ever want to be married.
Me: Why not?
Avi: I like farting in bed waaay too much.

So the Hamshahri is planning a contest on Holocaust caricatures ( Read more... )

Holy crap, that was so much fun!

but I did stumble upon a dead deer in the river :(
And we all know how I feel about that.

I'm going hiking up in Tunica Hills tomorrow. Thinking about renting a mountain bike...we'll see. If anyone has any suggestions (trails, directions, things to avoid...etc.) lemme know! Also, mother taught me to never go hiking alone without telling someone where I was going and when I planned to be back....so if I'm not back at school on monday, ( Read more... )

Does anyone else feel kinda like a douchebag when saying (or writing!) "I shall" or "we shall" instead of "I/we will?" I so seldom hear it used that it's beginning to feel like saying "peripatetic" or somesuch crap to your buddy in the buffet line. People just don't do it. But it still kinda bothers me to use the non-traditional form (Mrs. North of ( Read more... )

it frightens me that everything is boring nowadays. Movies, book, physical activities. Nothing holds my attention for longer than a far-too-short amount of time. Everything is boring.

YOU MUST SEE THIS

http://www.goodiebag.tv/odds/proper_words_song.htm

Dear Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,

I would love to see you try. Please. Take your best shot, in all seriousness. Just give the Israelis a reason to act. Just give them the mandate. Oh, but you don't want to do that, do you? Nope, not if you've got two functioning hemispheres.

So shut your useless fucking mouth, idiot.

Sincerely,

Your jewish friends

"no force, no force, no foRCE, NO FORCE, OUCH!!, no force, no force, no force....."

I <3 that man.