I only read the Rex Morgan M.D. comic on Sundays.

I guess that means I only get 1/7 of the adventure.

Wait.

Is the one on Sundays twice as long?

I think it probably is.

So that would mean I get 1/8 of the adventure.

Oh.

I guess 1/4, since I read the longer one.

Fucking fractions.

I just wanna find out who the heck called on Rex's cell

You know, it's cool how you can rely on goldsmiths to make gold.

But Aerosmiths don't make Aero.

I mean, come on guys.

Blacksmiths make black.

Oh.

No they don't.

I suppose there could be a such thing as an Aerosmith.

I guess they would make humidifiers.

Or those carbon dioxide alarms.

Or something.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm really just kidding when I say jk ( Read more... )

If Max is right, and this actually is the beginning of the end of the world, I will now begin accepting pre-orders for sweet sweet lovemaking. Simply leave a comment, and I'll get back to you ASAP! I imagine Gabriel is starting up a similar service on his lj as well.

~Fabio

Holy crap. I just listened to some of the tracks off of the (supposedly) upcoming Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy. The fact that only 2 of the original members are there is so irrelevant. Cuz one of those two is Axl, of course. The album has been "upcoming" for like 10 years. I'm just gonna be kind to them and say that the 10 years didn't go ( Read more... )

On the fairer sex.A delightfully frivolous pantoum by Jason Fishel ( Read more... )

hahahahhahahahahhanoseriouslyletsscrew.

I started writing my novel today, because you aren't allowed to go to writing camp unless you have a novel in progress :-P

Or so that article Jenny showed me led me to believe.

So from this point on, you can call me "The artist formally known as Jason and presently known as Prince"

Or.......... Tafkajapkap for short. Hell, that's even pronouncible!!!!!!!!! Neat!!!!!!!!!

You smell PURDY!

(ask Frank)