Wow. I really really like 1950s music. I am never going to get laid.

What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more.

My copy of Resident Evil 4 arrived like a day after I ordered it on Amazon. I am going to take this as a sign, and play it instead of studying for the AP's. Thank you for your time :-P

Oh come now. We played better than silver. Boooooo.

OK, so the bad hair ends now, I promise. You've had your laughs, we're done. Any suggestions for future hair efforts? :-P

I am having an illicit internet love affair.

Type your cut contents here.001. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
002. I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
003. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
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Today we leave for France, so yes, all you ladies out there, that's why your days have become inexplicable crappier. Because I am not in them ( Read more... )

Whip crackin' floozy,
Way outta control.
She got a new kinda jelly
In her jelly roll.
I got the right key baby,
but the wrong keyhole,
and I'm ready. So ready.

Thank you.


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Sex. Is like. A gun.
You aim. You shoot. You run.

Thank you.


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