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This is the best music video in the history of music videos. It only makes me a tiny bit sad that when I get older, I'm going to be just as ugly as Steve Perry, and probably look much more like him than my idol, Steven Tyler. Sigh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGdXZ6o2xs

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Jason+Fishel&name2=Ayla+Brown

Well, you can't die from a stingray barb unless it hits you someplace close to the heart and you react to it. Most people that get stung are on their feet. Cuz they stepped on one of the things. Not Steve Irwin. I can almost guarantee you he was fucking with this animal 'til the end. How else do you get killed by a stingray barb? I am deeply ( Read more... )

So far my career as a blues harpist is going swimmingly.

Just in case you wanted to know.

Jason's Smashing Product Reviews Presents: Jolly Rancher SodaMy first thought was "Holy shit". Followed immediately by, "I hope this isn't carcinogenic". Now, everyone who's anyone knows the deliciousness that is Jolly Rancher candy. They're really strong, ostensibly fruit-flavored hard candy that actually taste like nothing in nature could ( Read more... )

I saw a lady when I was walking home today.

She had a little kid with her.

I like little kids.

But I'm not creepy or anything.

For real.

So I smiled at them and gave them a little wave.

You know.

Just trying to be nice.

She sort of looked down and grabbed her kid and walked faster.

Sort of.

Stupid lady.

She was probably a terrorist

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