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[Voicemail left on Lance's--well, John's, but by now it's bloody well Lance's--mobile]

Hey there, Mr. Frodo. Just wanted to let you know that I got to California--now I'm at the old B&B where I pretty much lived over the summer (let me tell you, paying for an entire week's stay in advance, in cash, sure gets you some strange looks in Dubya's ( Read more... )

Or, wait, I guess that's kind of futile, locking a post to just you, since you fucking show them to everybody. Fucking shit, I thought you were my friend. I thought we were past trying to passive-aggressively hurt each other. Then I find out that you're running around telling Jubilee that I slept with Bobby--and I hear this from Bobby himself, of ( Read more... )

Hey...so, uhh. About us leaving this Thursday for California.

You know, since Lance is AWOL right now, we've got a whole extra ticket.

How would you feel if I offered it to Bobby?

Taped to Piotr's door:

Petey,

Scratch that cancellation. I'm good to go, big guy. :-)

--John
(Yes, John did write a smiley on the note.)

Taped to Piotr's door:

Piotr,

Think I'll pass on Return of the King this year. Sorry in advance if you got my ticket already. I'll be glad to reimburse you for it if you've done so.

Thanks for remembering, though.

--John
Voicemail left on Lance's (well, John's-borrowed-by-Lance) mobile:

"Hey guy, how's everything? Told you I was going to call ( Read more... )

They're dead.

Nobody does that to Lance and thinks I won't get involved.

If they think they can get away with this, well--obviously they didn't count on the hand-picked disciple of the world's most dangerous mutant taking a personal interest in what they're doing.

They're dead. It's just a matter of time.

Don't worry, Lance--I'll make them pay.

( Psst! Lance! )

You were planning on staying at the Mansion for Christmas, right?

How about a trip to California with me and Lance instead ( Read more... )

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. He's not supposed to be able to do that to me anymore. He lost the right, he can't talk to me like that, he, he, he...

I--

Marie, I'm so sorry about what I did. Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

Fuck.

Guys, if either of you has a free moment this weekend, I--I could really use some company.

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