Life sucks and it doesn't get good, but at least now I've got a track to follow and a goal to get to. Here's hoping the collective shitwad we call earth will hold together long enough for me to get to that point ( Read more... )

Two years ago I found an adorable little brown mouse under my fridge. The girl had just barely opened her eyes and I feared she might die if left to be. After some goading and empty promises, my mom allowed me to keep her in a small aquarium until she grew enough to survive in the wild. I'd named her Buboni, in hope. Well, she survived, grew ( Read more... )

I'll keep her. The panic I get when I start things has passed, so it's all good now. But, to date, my record with women is as follows ( Read more... )

J'ai une petite amie, mais je ne sais pas que j'en veux. Bien sur, elle est tres belle. Sa cheveux est gorgeous et sa corps et pres de parfait. Le problem est moi ( Read more... )

Georgia: like Louisiana, but good.
Atlanta: like New Orleans, but with a lot less of the 'gonna get killed, raped and robbed - in that order' feel.
Dragoncon: Like being myself, but with more kudos and fewer stares.

Shit fuck ass cunt-licking god-dammit bitch-ass whore shitcock.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Shit.

E3...NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Please, please, pleaseplease pleasepleasepleaseplease don't go!

I want the super-convention! I want the shiny crap!

Give me my god-damned booth babes, god dammit!

Slackers, gamers, comarades! Let us fight this injustice, for a better tomorrow!

Day two of my vacation and my car dies. The service department at Trapp is closed by now and doesn't work on the weekends, so I'll hopefully get my car back monday ( Read more... )

I don't feel like typing the rest, but basically I

1. Didn't die.
2. Felt like crap for three days.
3. Vowed to never do that again.

Anyway, I have a job interview at Copelands today. If things go well I'll be tripling my income. I like that prospect.

My trip is botched. I'd forgotten that financial aid hated me and wanted to screw me 'in a way that is neither sanitary nor pleasant ( Read more... )