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Fuck off, 2008.
I'm alone and I have no liquor. This sucks. Joey was going to come over with some fireworks, but then he didn't. He hasn't answered his phone all night. Oh well. I'm going to sleep. There is shopping to be done tomorrow. -
So long, RCA Dome.
The place where I fell in love with Peyton Manning has been reduced to a giant pile of garbage, not unlike the rest of Indianapolis.
Even implosions are boring in Indiana. -
Wee.
Ganked from deliciouspear :]
Post the first sentence or few sentences from the first post of each month.
JANUARY:
Brad Renfro is dead. They found him at his home in L.A. and said the cause of death isn't known yet. Drugs, probably. He was 25. What a waste.
FEBRUARY:
Brad Renfro and Heath Ledger died a week apart. Heath got mad media coverage; Brad was ( Read more... ) -
I think I'm having one of these.
Quarter-Life CrisisCharacteristics of quarter-life crisis may include ( Read more... ) -
The ButtKicker.
It's like a dualshock controller for your ass!
Have you ever watched an NHRA or NASCAR race and thought, "Man, this is awesome, but I really wish I could receive some sort of sexual stimulation and/or have my bowels loosen while I watch this?"
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HA HA! Dangly parts.
"It's hard to get emotional about Vikings head Brad Childress' son going into the Marines when there's all this flaccid black cock staring me in the face."
Also, "NFL Dong" might be the best tag ever.
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