lisa...you might appreciate this awesomeness

[zombiebear]

    Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

· Romance 9.5 and

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Comments

[ornithorhynque]

That's just great. Make me all paranoid about April, why don't you?

Though I don't think Andy would ever need patches -- he's a flawless install. (Heh. With backdoor entries.)

[zombiebear]

you're amazing...my friend who recently got married sent me that

[zombiebear]

p.s. pertaining to the boyfriend/husband os a trojan is a good thing ;)