Jabberwacky: Do you like woods?
Me: Do you like stones?
Jabberwacky: Rolling stones or normal stones?
Me: When you see a red door, do you want to paint it black?
Jabberwacky: Not a lot.
Me: What colour would you paint the door?
Jabberwacky: Black.

Jerk.

My sister had her baby! Her name is Chloe. I am now a proud aunt. :)

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Whenever fustians posts, it reminds me that I have not posted in a long time. For a while, I was going to try to update daily, even if it was just a snippet of conversation from the day, but I'm very lazy and didn't manage to do that even once ( Read more... )

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I haven't said anything about the election going on in the US here until now. This post may not even make it to the publish button; but I'm caught up, I'm emotional, I'm in it ( Read more... )

Because I am forgetful: THANK YOU for the card, fustians! I waited 'til 12:15AM to open it on the 2nd. It was rocksome. Thank you both. :)

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From saiphiel:

Step 1: Put your iPod on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 32 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1 - When ( Read more... )

* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions if you want to.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

"To protect yourself from the missionary of Tlaxcala open the Jaguar cage and the ( Read more... )